He once started a channel and he uploaded a vid,
He slowly started getting views for all the work he did,
His videos got famous and he got a lot of subs;
He became an entertainer, now he reigns over us.

Glorious leader, praise be his name!
Heavenly ruler, to us he came!
May he have mercy, and heretics be cleansed!
This war is over, his arrival means the end!

He lords over all life and he can kill the world with plague,
He saved many countries from their miserable state,
Anyone who puts his faith into the work he does
Will never end up disappointed by power that he has.

Glorious leader, praise be his name!
Heavenly ruler, to us he came!
May he have mercy, and heretics be cleansed!
This war is over, his arrival means the end!

Now we follow his footsteps and we revel in his trust,
We hunt down non-believers and uphold the cause that’s just,
No matter if we come from Venice or if we’re Anglophiles,
When we see a new video each of us faintly smiles.

Glorious leader, praise be his name!
Heavenly ruler, to us he came!
May he have mercy, and heretics be cleansed!
This war is over, his arrival means the end!